I’ve been climbing for nearly three decades. During that time I’ve been lucky enough to discover and explore secluded corners of New Zealand’s unique and special Alps as well as take part in mountaineering expeditions to some of the world’s great ranges. I’ve needed an armed escort in Kyrgyzstan, braved crumbling ‘death’ roads in India, hidden from the Taliban in Pakistan, and suffered from acute mountain sickness in Nepal.
It’s fair to say that, over the years, there have been a few close calls. Some near disasters I avoided through good decision making. Other times it was down to little more than a coin toss.
There was one particular situation in New Zealand when three of us had to self-rescue after a climb in the Hopkins Valley in the middle of winter. I finished leading the second pitch without finding any protection and just clipped into the anchor I had built. A huge chunk of ice broke off from somewhere overhead and came tumbling down our narrow gully. I was knocked out for a few seconds and one of my hands wouldn’t work properly as I tried to re-rig the ropes and abseil down to the others. Shelley had cuts and bruising but Graham was in a worse state than me. We managed to get off the climb safely and out to our vehicle at the road end.
We decided to go for food before Timaru Hospital and stood in the queue at McDonald’s covered in dried blood and with down jackets torn, trying to look inconspicuous so the staff would take our order rather than call the police. Later, a nurse at the hospital cracked jokes about my ‘hard noggin’ as he cleaned hair from the wound and glued it back together. The duty doctor took some convincing to x-ray Graham’s lower leg after he explained how far he had managed to hobble on it. And, yes, it was broken.
Despite those and other ‘incidents’, I had never needed to be rescued from climbing by anyone – well, apart from my parents when I fell out of a tree in my youth – and certainly not by one of our country’s alpine rescue teams. That was until now.

