The bomb shelter
Matthew Cattin traded in his lightweight three-season tent for a fortress weighing as much as a sturdy house cat.
The wild winds of Patagonia are infamous. Like Michelangelo’s Creation of Adam, the South American continent reaches a daring finger through the Roaring Forties and Furious Fifties to breathe life into the Antarctic Peninsula beyond.
My wife and I visited the great southern land one January to hike several routes in Argentina and Chile. To lower costs we packed our own tent, a three-person Nemo Dagger. Spacious, lightweight and well-designed, we loved it to pieces – literally.
Our little green tent endured too much on that trip. Camping at the base of Fitz Roy, we told ourselves the violent westerlies would dwindle overnight, but if anything, they got angrier. We woke frequently to the tent ceiling tickling our noses. Worse was the dust, which blew under the fly and rained through the mesh inner like flour through a sieve, into eyes and snoring mouths, coating our sleeping bags in grit.
At Torres Del Paine’s Paine Grande campsite, our beloved Nemo gave up. We hadn’t paid enough to pitch it behind windbreaks, and arrived too late to secure a sheltered position. The wind was fierce. We pitched up as best we could, but after dinner we returned to a flat mess of flapping fabric. Ripped in several places, our tent had proved no match for nature. We survived the night by fastening our guys to a picnic table.
I would still recommend Nemo as an excellent tent brand – though not their Dagger for a trip to Patagonia, where gusts frequently reach triple digits.
This year we are embarking on an extended honeymoon to Europe. Again – and perhaps a theme is emerging here – we will pack a tent to keep costs down. Many locations on our bucket list (the Scottish Highlands, Snowdonia, Iceland and Norway’s Lofoten Islands) are predictable only in their unpredictability when it comes to weather. When it rains, it pours … sideways.
I wanted reliability. I wanted a fortress. And so, after many weeks of scouring blogs, reviews and YouTube, I decided to sell a kidney, take out a second mortgage and buy a Hilleberg. The model I settled on is the Kaitum 3 – a three-person, three-to-four-season beast. Weighing 3.4kg – about the same as a plump house cat – it won’t spark joy to carry it on my back, but I’m convinced its weight is its only major flaw. Well, aside from the price. At $2.5k it’s double the price of my old Nemo, and 50 per cent more expensive than other four-season tents from MSR and Nemo. Will I get twice the wear out of it? I’m banking on it, because the reputation and quality are outstanding.
For the uninitiated, Sweden-based Hilleberg has earned a sound reputation for strength and reliability. The craftsmanship is superb, to the point that each tent bears the name of the tailor who made it. What sold me, however, was a video of its marketing team pitching various models in front of a wind machine that belted out a consistent 100kph blast.
The Kaitum is a work of art. A three-poled tunnel tent with two sizable vestibules, it boasts impressive comfort and liveability. Its floor space is actually smaller than our Nemo, but due to its near-vertical walls (and head and foot walls that lean slightly outwards, like a V), the living space is a relative cathedral. The fly and inner are attached with loops, making for a fast and easy pitch – though a slower dry. With all of its guys extended, the tent seems to grow roots, and apart from a shimmer like fish scales, it’s immovable in the wind. On each door, front and back, yawns a gaping maw of a wind vent that circulates air beneath the fly and into the tent. The fabric, Kerlon 1200, is sleek, strong and suitably reinforced at high-tension points. It is, in short, a bomb shelter.
The purchase feels like the antithesis of who I was as a tramper five years ago, desperate to cut weight wherever possible. But there is a massive sense of comfort and trust that comes with buying hard-wearing, heavy-duty gear, especially those items relied upon to keep me dry, warm and safe when the proverbial hits the fan. I’m confident the Kaitum will keep us safe in Europe’s rugged parts, and if it doesn’t, I’d like to see what could.

My gear through the decades