Thru-hikers talk often of post-trail depression – an untethered state of withdrawal experienced when the boots come off for the final time, and after several rhythmic months of walk, eat, sleep, wake, repeat, the journey is over. For half of my life, I’ve chased the Great Walks, ticking off one after the other, and I’m not sure I’m ready for the pursuit to end. How am I going to feel when I’ve ticked off the lot?
I was 15 when I walked my first; the stunning Lake Waikaremoana. We drove for five gruelling hours in my school’s sweaty people mover to begin at Hopuruahine Landing. The final few hours were spent gritting teeth on gravel beneath towering podocarps. I remember skidding past two Māori teens riding bareback on dusty horses, rifles slung over their shoulders. We were very far from Orewa College.
We arrived at Whanganui Hut at dusk after two hours of tramping, welcomed by several decapitated deer hung from nearby trees. Inside, boozed hunters were settling into a loud night of celebratory drinking, their gear – and rifles – bomburst across our prospective bunks. Blowflies bounced impatiently across the window panes as our supervisor weighed our options, and no sooner had we put our packs down, we were being shuffled out the door.
The next three hours were a blur. In our haste to get to the next hut, we’d skipped dinner, and my body was crying out for food and rest. I stumbled on heavy legs in the torchlight in what remains to this day my worst ever tramping experience.
So, my introduction to the Great Walks was much less than perfect, but that hasn’t put me off completing another 13 to date (yes, there are double-ups, and no, I haven’t ticked them all off). At their worst, the hallowed tracks are expensive, busy, difficult to book and overly manicured. To tramping purists, they are soulless and shameless cash-grabs that tame wild places or as Joni Mitchell said, ‘pave paradise to put up a parking lot’. But to those sticklers, I say stick to your high roads of mud and matagouri; the Great Walks are for every tramper, and they offer some of the most glorious wilderness in New Zealand. Here’s why.

