It’s time to meet the muppets

October 2013

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October 2013

The Tongariro Alpine Crossing is known to attract its fair share of 'muppets'.
On the trail, stupid is as stupid does, writes Hazel Phillips He was drinking Drambuie, the 40 per cent alcohol liqueur produced in Scotland and used in drinks with colourful names such as the Rusty Nail. It’s best served on the rocks, but given he was between huts and not in the vicinity of a […]
Hazel Phillips

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Hazel Phillips

Hazel Phillips is an alpine adventurer and the author of Fire & Ice, Solo, and Great Hearts. A firm believer that ‘you can’t be what you can’t see’, she’s passionate about representation in the outdoors. She is a self-confessed Ruapehu addict, and she’s never met a topo map she didn’t get along with.

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