After 15 years of skippering, Abel Tasman AquaTaxi operator Spencer Bailey has seen it all – the good, the bad, and the smelly.
From the North American visitor who spent a night up a tree because he thought he saw beer poo on the track, to the hiker who smelled so bad he was forced to swim before boarding, it’s impossible to predict what a new day will bring.
“You can’t have a big group of people without a few tossers in the mix,” says Bailey.
Regular offenders leave their rubbish behind, steal nights in the park or try to run off without paying for their taxi, but some visitors are so bizarre, staff are still scratching their heads, years later.
Bailey’s colleagues were once shocked to find a brand new tent, stocked with new sleeping bags, mattresses, packs and clothes abandoned at the Anchorage campsite. The owners, having done their dash with camping, had booked a ride out and couldn’t be bothered taking their expensive new gear.
Despite the huge numbers of visitors using the park, Bailey says it’s extremely rare for walkers to get into any real trouble.
“We’ve only had two or three times where people have been left in the park [overnight], and they always find someone to look after them, whether it’s a bach owner or a DOC warden. They’ve always found a bed and something to eat,” he says.
As expected, it’s usually the inexperienced getting into trouble.
“Daywalkers are going to be slightly more amateur, more vulnerable, and more of a worry at the end of the day if they’re not showing up,” he says.
“A tramper is more motivated, more of an outdoors puritan, and all round slightly more capable of dealing with adversity. They’re a tougher bunch.”
More predictable than the behaviour of visitors is the park’s weather – which says a lot about the behaviour of visitors.

