The sand dunes were like golden camel humps. They lined the edge of Ninety Mile Beach, all snuggled together sprouting hair-like tussock. But on the third day of the plod from Cape Reinga to Ahipara, the dunes were all beginning to look the same, bouncing into the sea haze to the south. Golden sand, magically mesmerising but sadly and mercilessly monotonous.
The camel humps were oblivious to the incoming tide as another wave lashed my legs. I hugged the dunes, vainly attempting to escape the salt water. I punched the sand with my walking pole. It’s just a beach. Since when should walking along a flat beach be so difficult?
At Cape Rēinga, just three days earlier, I was about to embark on the greatest adventure of my life – Te Araroa Trail.
Ninety Mile Beach was the initiation. Including the sands of Te Werahi Beach and Twilight Beach, this stretch to the village of Ahipara was 101km of flat beach walking. In my head this was the easy warm-up before the trail really got going. Before the muddy forests and the mountains. So, how hard could it be?
At the end of day one as I hobbled into Twilight Camp with wet sandy boots and a 17kg pack, I wondered if I’d underestimated beach walking. By the end of day two, I knew I had definitely underestimated it. Boots were rubbing and blisters were forming. My legs felt like electrocuted iron rods from pounding for 28km over the concrete-like wet sand. My shoulders and hips were bruised and swollen from the pack. I was downing Ibuprofen like Tic Tacs and singing Tina Turner’s ‘(Simply) The Best’ on repeat.
Now here I was, day three, another wave whipping at my legs, wet from the thighs down. Golden sand, ahead and behind. Kilometres of it. Stretching out as a bland nothingness, the end never any closer. Minute after minute, hour after hour, day after day. Same frothing waves, same sandy beach, same camel hump sand dunes.
Then a ‘pleasant’ change: a dead washed-up whale, its huge backbone supporting the bloated carcass, seagulls gobbling hungrily. Tourist buses zoomed along the beach at high speed. People inside waved at me. Anglers in their 4WDs. Two cyclists pedalled past. And in between it all, blue sea, blue sky and a dead expanse of beach as lonely and empty as it was raw and beautiful.
Tears pinched at my eyes when I saw the flag for Utea Park, where my bed was for the night. The end of day three was finally in sight. The host, Paul, met me. A cap on his head, t-shirt stretched over his stomach and beer in hand.
“You seem to be walking okay,” he said. “Most people when they arrive here are desperate.”
I assured him I was desperate – I was just hiding it well.

