I hastily put together a tramping adventure for a buddy keen to go bush after a long spell in Auckland’s lockdown. He had only two requirements: 1) avoid humanity; 2) light a fire and watch some Bush TV. I had two KPIs: 1) eat righteous snacks; 2) go through the intriguingly named Te Tatau Pounamu Remote Experience Zone. I designed a trip that would see us traversing Tongariro National Park and Te Tatau Pounamu from Ketetahi to Whakapapa Village. We’d need to arrange parking for both cars.
And that’s where the silliness comes in. For parking permits, I called DOC’s Visitor Centre at Whakapapa. I had it vaguely in my head that Federated Mountain Clubs (FMC) had advocated for its members to be allowed to park in restricted areas in the national park if they first had a permit. A permit for Whakapapa Village was no problem, but Ketetahi?
“There’s no deal for Federated Farmers. I mean Federated Mountain Clubs,” said the DOC person. “Are you doing the Tongariro Northern Circuit? Because if you’re booked into the huts we can give you a permit to park at Ketetahi.”
“No, we’re going into the wilderness area, so we’re camping,” I replied. “What if I booked into one of the huts and didn’t use it? Would you give me a permit then? Hypothetically, of course.”
Frustrated: “Well, we’d want to have that spot free for someone who was staying there.”
I admit to being a difficult person at 8am, when DOC’s office had just opened, no less, an act I’m sure is punishable in a special tramper’s hell where they serve you up frozen boots and watery dehy. We paid for a spot in the commercial parking lot at Ketetahi (cheaper, incidentally, and supporting the local economy) and walked up the gravel road to find an extremely empty track-end car park. No matter; if you’re going into a wilderness area you should probably be robust enough to tack on an extra gravel bash.
Nobody at DOC seemed to know much about Te Tatau Pounamu. The internet didn’t, either.
We grovelled up the Tongariro Alpine Crossing track from Ketetahi and skirted around Blue Lake to the east. Poor visibility made us deviate from the original plan of going over Rotopaunga and Te Mari to drop into the wilderness area, but the sky cleared enough to allow us to survey the flanks of the massif, down to the Desert Road and out to the Kaimanawas. From Blue Lake we descended directly then angled north to reach the upper northern reaches of the Mangahouhounui basin. We worried about a water source as we carefully traversed a steep section (there are easier ways, but this was meant to be an adventure) until we picked up the vestiges of a clear bubbling brook trickling through the basin. We pitched the fly and peered around in the mist. Sulphur cliffs nearby let off pungent smells – or was that the dehy gone watery?
I was unreasonably excited about being in a wilderness area – or, as I thought it was called at the time thanks to a park map, a remote experience zone – and my buddy was very patient with my newfound habit of hopping about yelling, “I’m having a remote experience!” We’d avoided humanity, too, and the snacks were good, but Bush TV eluded us.

