Don French could never resist the call of the mountains.
As a kid growing up in rural Masterton, hours were whiled away staring out the window and memorising the rolling summits of the Tararua Range – his schoolwork forgotten.
“I was never going to be in the first 15, I had no academic prowess, and no skills in the arts,” he remembers.
“But when I went tramping, I found I could walk up hills just as well as any other kid, and that fed me to a certain degree.”
French followed his daydreams to his first summit in the seventh form – “playing hooky” to climb Mt Taranaki. He discovered he was “quite good” at it – a reinforcing moment for a teenager who didn’t quite fit anywhere else.
“I was a farmer’s boy from a hill country farm in eastern Wairarapa – being on steep hills was something I was comfortable with,” he says.
Now 62, French’s mental map of the Tararua Range has expanded to include most significant peaks in Aotearoa, all learned and memorised not from his desk, but from the summits themselves.
When, in 1991, the New Zealand Alpine Club celebrated its centenary with the 100 Peaks Challenge, French had already climbed nearly 30 peaks on the list.
The listed summits are neither the highest nor the hardest in the country, but rather a challenge to encourage people into the hills.
Three decades on, however, no climber has bagged all 100.
With just two summits left, French is closest – but it’s proving difficult to knock the final peaks off.
Poor snow conditions turned him away from an attempt on the West Coast’s Mt Green, 2837m, and 2557m Mt Unicorn has proved as elusive as its namesake.
“You’ve got 26 pitches of climbing, so it’s possibly the longest rock climb in the country, as far as pitch climbing goes,” French says.
He’s had six attempts at Mt Unicorn, but equipment failures, dehydration and psychological factors have all stood in the way of the goal.
“One of the things about mountaineering is you can never assume the mountain will be ready for you – you quite often have to go back,” he says.
Turning back can be tough for climbers, French says, but it has become easier over time.
“If you turn around, you will have the pleasure of returning to the environment another time – the challenge will be there a second time,” he says.
Though French says he’ll wait until his mother dies before he reveals his own near misses, accidents do happen, and his analysis of errors is generally saved for the safety of the pub.
“When you’re climbing, you’re focused and you put the danger off to one side – you don’t want it to corrupt the way your brain works and take over your head,” he says.
French says the fact he’s still climbing makes him lucky. In mountaineering, consequences are weighty, and not everybody comes home.

